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What a Great Comeback

Post  Genkicoll on Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:00 pm

Got this from my mom Laughing


A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'
A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?'
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'

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Re: What a Great Comeback

Post  KatieLouise on Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:06 pm

Haha this is fab!!!
Thanks for sharing with us Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy


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